“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”
Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.
im slowly unlearning how to english
“I sleepwalk, I get headaches. I’m hearing things …. I feel unstable.”
Will Graham - Fromage
pure freudian empathy
THE ORIGINAL ANALRAPIST
yeah but you know this is what i found in my drafts after i finally got some sleep after staying up for like 2 days and i jSUT
Minimal point to posting this, but I got bored.